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MINNESOTA SAYINGS
"oofdah"
"yaaaaaah"
"yah sure you betcha"
"yah dey vent up nordt"
"noooooooh?"
"iz zat soh"
"sven & ole"
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THE MINNESOTA PAGE
MINNESOTA GUIDE
TO COMPUTER
TERMINOLOGY
LOG ON: making da vood stove hotter
LOG OFF: don't add vood
MONITOR: keep any eye on da vood stove
MEGAHERTZ: vhen a big log drops on your barefoot in da mornin
FLOPPY DISK: vhat you get from piling too much vood
RAM: da hydraulic thing dat makes da voodsplitter vork
HARD DRIVE: getting home during most of da vinter
PROMPT: vhat ya vish da mail vas during da snow season
ENTER: come on in, vould ya please, it's cold up here
WINDOWS: vhat ya shut vhen it gets 10 degrees below 0
SCREEN: vhat is a must during mosquito season
CHIP: vhat ya munch during da VIKINGS games
MICROCHIP: vhat's left in da bag vhen da chips are gone
MODEM: vhat ya did to da hay fields last Yuly
DOT MATRIX: Sven Matrix's vife
LAPTOP: vhere da grandkids sit
KEYBOARD: vhere ya suppose to put da keys so da Misses can find em
SOFTWARE: da plastic picnic utensils, ya?
MOUSE: vhat leaves dem little turds in da cupboard
MAINFRAME: da part of da sauna that holds up da roof
PORT: vhere da commercial fishin boats dock
RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: vhen ya can't remember how much ya spent on da new deer rifle vhen da vife asks about it.
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